Popular The Defenders Quotes
Lisa: Teddy, do you think this all is just revenge. Like she's trying to have you arrested just for breaking it off?
Nick: Women. Some women. Not all women. Cheers, Teddy.
Pete: She's going on a date with my dad!
Zoe: Pete, it's just a drink. God, you have a dirty mind.
Pete: Yes, I have a dirty mind. I got it from my dad!
Nick: Pete, calm down. You got to look at the positive side of this: Zoe could be your new mom.
He's still your dad. So what are you gonna do?
Nick
Pete: Roberta wanted it sold and I bought it. Overbook just so you know. The deal is done.
Teddy: Pete, I...
Pete: Forget about it. It was either that or I drive you around all winter, and that wasn't gonna happen.
He's your dad. You lie to him.
Zoe
Police Officer: Hey Morelli. What do you call a defense lawyer holding a gun?
Nick: What?
Police Officer: Justifiable Homicide.
Nick: Hilarious.
Woman: Pull the shoot honey. You just got shot down.
Pete: No, I just got a smile. You missed it.
Well, the truth doesn't matter. You're a defense lawyer. Your job is to win. So you got to put me on that stand so I can convince the jury I'm innocent, just like I did with you.
Mike
Nick: You look like a truck just hit you.
Pete: So do you.
Nick: Well my best alibi for a sexual assault just OD'd.
Pete: They just put me on a jury! Ok on a scale of things not as bad, I'll admit it.
Nick: Is that a new suit?
Pete: This is a perfectly valid tax exemption.
Nick: Pete, this is a business credit card. You cannot write off suits.
Pete: It's not a suit. It's a work uniform.
Nick: You know how they brought Al Capone down? It wasn't the G-men. It was the I-R-S.
Pete: I know. I saw the movie.
Nick: Didn't you learn anything from it?
Pete: Yeah. Don't lie to Robert De Niro if he's holding a baseball bat.
Pete: Vacations with your wife, it's not a valid business deduction. Uh, ring ring! Hello? Oh, Mr. Tax Computer. How are you? Who are you looking for? Nick Morelli? Yeah. Stings, doesn't it.
Nick: I'm gonna sting your ass.
