Guy touches you inappropriately, refuses to pay, attacks you, and then you get charged. Why are men such pigs? Never mind. I know why. It's because they don't respect women. It comes from not cherishing their mothers.

Pete

Why do they even give you China when you get married? You never use it. When you get divorced, you get half of it. And you don't use that.

Nick

Nick: What was that math again?
Pete: You hide 10 miles out of town, you're innocent; 75 miles, there's a body in your trunk.

Zoe, you work for me! Not for him. I'm the one that signs the checks!

Nick

Pete: Let me give you some advice.
Nick: I don't need advice. I'm not 12 years old. I know how to date.
Pete: When was the last date you went on? Your senior prom with Jess?

Pete: Women want you to open doors, pay for dinner, and take charge.
Nick: Pete that is so sexist!

Pete: Look at that. Looks good right?
Nick: Not on your girly skinny fingers. Give me that or I'll go "Ditka" on you.

The Defenders Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Pete: Women want you to open doors, pay for dinner, and take charge.
Nick: Pete that is so sexist!

Pete: Look at that. Looks good right?
Nick: Not on your girly skinny fingers. Give me that or I'll go "Ditka" on you.