Here you are, ladies. (hands Melinda and Delia a couple of drinks). Careful, judging by the dancefloor I'd say these are spiked.

Sam/Jim

(seeing two teenagers grinding together) I am as open minded as the next person, but who calls that dancing? This is a public place for God's sake!

Delia

Ned: Mom, you're making me look bad!
Delia: Please don't tell me these are friends of yours.
Ned: No, and they never will be if you keep this up.

(To Melinda) You're literally the girl who can't say no. Should've made you very popular in high school.

Eli

Melinda: I'm wondering if her imprint is due to mental illness and not her death.
Eli: She's stuck in a loop because she's loopy. Makes perfect sense.
Melinda: You're not helping.
Eli: No it does, really!

Eli: So I told my friend Detective Blair I found the body hiking as opposed to breaking and entering which is how I found the last dead body I called in to her. How may times can you do that before they haul you away?
Melissa: Well they haven't locked me up yet.
Eli: Oh that's wildly reassuring.

Delia: Did you just offer to give a ride to a ghost?
Melinda: Only because she doesn't know she's dead.

Eli: I know you're gonna say I got ahead of myself reaching out to the brother who probably killed his little sister; manslaughtered, murdered, take your pick.
Melinda: How about you start a phone call with can you talk or this a bad time?
Eli: No, I want you to pick one, seriously.

The Ghost Whisperer Quotes

Delia: Did you just offer to give a ride to a ghost?
Melinda: Only because she doesn't know she's dead.

Eli: I know you're gonna say I got ahead of myself reaching out to the brother who probably killed his little sister; manslaughtered, murdered, take your pick.
Melinda: How about you start a phone call with can you talk or this a bad time?
Eli: No, I want you to pick one, seriously.