Her behavior wouldn't have been a talking point if she was a man.

Alicia

• Permalink: Her behavior wouldn't have been a talking point if she was a man.
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You are the new power couple from Obama's home state!

Eli

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Certainly, just as soon as monkeys fly out of my butt.

David Lee (to Diane)

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I don't even like penguins!

Elsbeth

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I'm the Governor and you are asking me for a favor. You want something. That's a favor.

Peter

• Permalink: I'm the Governor and you are asking me for a favor. You want something. That's a favor.
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Cockroaches are not romantic.

Diane

• Permalink: Cockroaches are not romantic.
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I may need you, Peter, but you sure as hell need me too!

Alicia

• Permalink: I may need you, Peter, but you sure as hell need me too!
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These political rules keep changing whenever you want them to.

Alicia

• Permalink: These political rules keep changing whenever you want them to.
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I'm wearing Old Spice.

Josh Perotti

• Permalink: I'm wearing Old Spice.
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We treat our clients like they are family.

Canning

• Permalink: We treat our clients like they are family.
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Are you hazing me?

Elsbeth (to Alicia)

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Grace, it's Mom. Religion is in my life again.

Alicia

• Permalink: Grace, it's Mom. Religion is in my life again.
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