Don't worry, dear, most babies are unattractive.

Jackie

Someone had a good nap.

Cary

Prosecutor: It's semantics.
Judge Schakowsky: No, it's the law. You know the difference? I get a gavel.

Reese Dipple's the reason you're not at the firm. You sway Peter on this bill and Dipple will sprinkle rose petals as you step off the elevator.

Cary

Suddenly there's a palace guard wearing a pants suit and cheap shoes.

Jackie

You do zero, Howard. You sit around with your pants down, literally!

Cary

In order to sue somebody you'd have to know how.

Cary

Cary: And I've heard you more than once joke about the pole stuck up Diane's ass.
Diane: Excuse me?

Eli: I need a quote from you for Peter's bio.
Alicia: Do you need it to be true?
Eli: True adjacent.

The most powerful men are the ones no one knows exist.

Eli

Primaries are their own insanity.

Eli

Lucca: Yeah, I can see you here, making clients way, ordering associates around, being the queen bee bitch.
Alicia: I'm a much calmer person now.
Lucca: Oh my god, that's a terrifying thought.

Good Wife Quotes

Cary: How are things in the bar attorney trenches?
Alicia: Same as there only without the fees, resources or muffins.

There is a mutiny brewing below deck and we are going to start losing good, young associates because of him.

Cary