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Jackie: I know what happened in hour house! I was your housekeeper, you know.
Alicia: I have no idea what that means, Jackie.
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Jackie: Why are you so upset Alicia?
Alicia: Jackie, do you hear my voice? Do I sound upset?
Jackie: No, but these words are so hostile.
Alicia: The next time you try to turn my children against me, I will keep them permanently off limits to you.
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Stephanie: There seems to be a whole subdivision of erotica devoted to devoted wives.
Alicia: good to know.
Stephanie: I hope you're not offended. Men masturbate when they think of you. It's almost an honor when you think of it.
Alicia: No, even when I think of it, it's not an honor.
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Diane: The opposing attorney is playing up the sex and infidelity angle, so we need you to take first chair.
Alicia: Because my husband cheated on me?
Diane: Well, yes, it might work on the jurors who recognize you.
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He doesn't seem to care that Alicia and I aren't on the best of terms. Read into that what you will.Cary
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Cary: Thirty year old Sean Briglio, found in a room 606 at the St. Martin Hotel. Handcuffed, ball gag in his mouth and his penis severed from his body. Yes, its making me wince even just talking about it. The severed member was found in the ice bucket.
Kalinda: You're kidding.
Cary: Yes, on ice with the champagne. There's probably a joke to be made about shrinkage, but I won't go there.
Kalinda: I think you just did.
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Sex outside of marriage, sex with more than one person, sexual bondage. I'm sorry, I keep imagining my parents listening to this.Miss Crozier
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