Cary: This was the lesser of two evils.
David Lee: What's the other one?
Cary: Having a pantless octogenarian scaring away clients.

One Gogi-gasm with a virility boost. Good luck with that.

Marisa

Peter: I should kick your ass.
Jason: You could try. And then what?

Alicia: I don't want you to feel like you're doing wrong when you're with me.
Jason: Yeah, you do.

I wasted the last 20 years, I'm not going to waste the next 20.

Alicia

I am married. If anyone should be explaining, it should be me.

Alicia

You expect the worst in people, you'll never be disappointed.

Lucca

Alicia: I have issues on this front. Husbands who screw around, who lie, who leave me in tears.
Lucca: You're not in tears now.

Oh my God! My family needs a full time investigator. That's not normal, is it?

Alicia

You can slice an opponent to shreds, smiling the whole time, and they come back thanking you.

Diane

I've been working with Cary as a fellow named partner for a year. He's learned a lot. I respect him a great deal, but he is no Will Gardner.

Diane

Sex is a good replacement for tequila.

Alicia