Bad luck either destroys you or makes you the man you really are.

Jamie

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I don't eat meat, bitch!

Holder

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Anybody ever tell you you're white?

Jasper

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I want you to hit him. It's the only way they'll learn. I want you to pick the biggest guy and hit him hard. You aim for the bridge of the nose.

Stan

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Laugh it up Linden, my dojo's a sanctuary of light.

Holder

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Dial 1-900-LINDEN.

Holder

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I'm gonna destroy him.

Richmond

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Empathy can poison your brain.

Holder

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Mayor Adams: In no time at all, Darren's come here and built himself a real rainbow coalition: blacks, fruits, whores, and drug addicts.

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Oh, snap! Linden rocked the booty call.

Holder

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If you think I've done something wrong, then fire me. Otherwise, I have a class to teach.

Bennet Ahmed

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If Oakes has his head three and a half feet up his ass and Judge Elliot has his head 18 inches up his ass, how many total feet of ass do you get?

Stephen Holder

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