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Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.

Andre

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

Taco: I love hospital parties! Where is the bar?
Andre: There's no bar, it's a hospital.
Taco: It's America. There's always a bar.

Pete: Taco, you have three girlfriends already!
Taco: I need a back-up! People die all the time! A month ago, I had four girlfriends! Rest in peace, Oksana. Goddamn that mountain lion.

Pete: So what's it like being counsel for Taco Corp, now that he actually has some money?
Ruxin: Well, there are more meetings, and they're longer, and he keeps talking about some corporate retreat, which I know is just a sweat lodge at Burning Man.

I don't blog about everything. I blog about magic, and sometimes Don Henley.

Andre

Taco: Poor little Chalupa is going to lose his crispy outer shell.
Kevin: Could you not speak of my son's member as if it was FourthMeal?

I love white dudes, so why wouldn't I love eating a live shrimp marginally prepared by one?

Ruxin

Pete: What smells like feces?
Rafi: Huh? Oh yeah, that's me.

Pete: What was Taco doing outside your apartment?
Sutton: I don't know. He said he worked for the phone company, but it looked like he was just taking a nap.

Foreskin is a MacArthur family institution, like alcoholism.

Taco
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The League Quotes

Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.

Andre
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