The League

The League Quotes

Season 4 Episode 13: "The Curse of Shiva"

Ruxin: Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.
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Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.
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Taco: You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.
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Rafi: Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.
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Rafi: I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!
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Ruxin: My yogurt's not curdled!
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Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!
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Jenny: If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.
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Season 4 Episode 12: "A Krampus Carol"

Ruxin: Nice Krampage, Taco.
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Jenny: My team is performing like Ruxin's sperm, failing all over the place.
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Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."
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Ruxin: That's so cute, you like to combine two real words into one fake one.
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Andre: Shiva, I offer you this autographed hat signed by Salt, Spinderella, but not Pepa.
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Jenny: I'm been to prison, Ted! You don't scare me!
Kevin: Easy, Shawshank!
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Season 4 Episode 11: "12.12.12"

Rafi: Crotch-beer? Don't mind if I do!
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Rafi: We're also gonna sell your d*ck for gasoline.
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Ellie: Are you gonna get a divorce?

Jenny: No, we're not gonna get a divorce! We live in a great house!
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Pete: Andre, this is prostitution-adjacent.
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Taco: If you're into whores, I know some who are way cheaper and have much better taste in furniture.
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Ruxin: Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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