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The League "The Curse of Shiva" Quotes

Ruxin: Gina's gotten plenty of satisfaction. Have you seen Adrian Peterson? That dude is plowing her like the Mall of America parking lot after a snowstorm.
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Pete: Did you roofie my drink?
Rafi: Oh, I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game.
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Taco: You are not just clients to us, but nameless strangers with money as well.
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Rafi: Yes, I will be your ballsy guard. From now on, I'm Kevin Costner, your balls are Whitney Houston.
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Rafi: I destroyed you using a baby's fist as a weapon...Gattaca!
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Ruxin: My yogurt's not curdled!
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Ruxin: Did you give my son baby brass knuckles?
Rafi: No, I had baby brass knuckles MADE for your son!
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Jenny: If you win it again, you're gonna be bi-Sac-tual.
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