The League

The League "The Tailgate" Quotes

Taco: Kevin, can I use your TV to play Sega Genesis? I just got 'Joel Madden Football,' and I'm getting good at it.
Ruxin: 'Joel Madden Football'?
Taco: Yeah, he's the drummer of Good Charlotte. I guess he just really likes football or something.
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Andre: I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.
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Jenny: You were treating me like a lady!
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti: And I watch ladies pee!
Tug: He watches every lady pee!
Frank: Not every lady.
Tug: That's the only way he can get hard!
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Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti: We're working out with jizz, holmes!
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Jim McMahon: What are you, high?
Taco: Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with this.
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Jenny: Treat me with the respect that you treat these Zubaz!
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