The Mindy Project "Mindy's Minute" Quotes
Brendan: Mindy why aren't you answering my texts?
Mindy: Because you're a d**k.
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Danny: Merciful Jesus please make Mindy show up and let the Yankees scout some good Dominicans this season.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Beverly: Is it offensive to say that I only trust an older white man to give me the news?
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Morgan: Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?
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Danny: Maybe you should leave the marketing strategy to partners a little less cloaked in shame. You know, the taxi video.
Jeremy: Mindy, you know, don't dwell on the past. Just focus on trying to make the future less disastrous.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 5