Brendan: Mindy why aren't you answering my texts?
Mindy: Because you're a dick.

Merciful Jesus please make Mindy show up and let the Yankees scout some good Dominicans this season.

Danny

Is it offensive to say that I only trust an older white man to give me the news?

Beverly

Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?

Morgan

Danny: Maybe you should leave the marketing strategy to partners a little less cloaked in shame. You know, the taxi video.
Jeremy: Mindy, you know, don't dwell on the past. Just focus on trying to make the future less disastrous.

The Mindy Project Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?

Morgan

Danny: Maybe you should leave the marketing strategy to partners a little less cloaked in shame. You know, the taxi video.
Jeremy: Mindy, you know, don't dwell on the past. Just focus on trying to make the future less disastrous.