The Mindy Project Quotes
Tamra: You think Natalie Portman's sitting in her castle, like "Oh, I wonder if there are any schlubs who wear a bathing suit as underwear."
Morgan: Natalie Portman would throw up if she saw you.
She's the complete package. Heads, shoulders, knees, toes, knees and toes.
Morgan
Danny: Oh good, everyone's in here. I was worried we'd have a private conversation for once.
Beverly: You're welcome, Dr. Q.
I'm giving you the silent treatment, by the way. That's why I walked right by you and didn't respond.
Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?
You know what. I will leave, but I will never hike.
I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.
Peter
My mental health is perfect and I do have an outlet. His name is Father Francis, he's 97, and he only speaks Latin.
Danny
Mindy: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basicall 9. Danny, if anything, I'm early.
Mindy: How could anyone want to see this movie [The Godfather: Part II]? I've never even heard of it.
You know I wrote a TV pilot about him [Peter] once, network said it was too sad.
Shonda Rhimes
Am I the new mayor of Shondaland?
Peter
