The Mindy Project Quotes
I would never promise that. All I've wanted in my life is to abandon all my friends for a boyfriend.
Danny: Mindy, I have somthing really important I need to ask you. Would you like some more apple pie?
Mindy: That's even better than what I thought you were going to ask me.
You're just two basics having a bitch-fest.
Morgan
Are you "Parent Trapping" us? Are you the Lindsay Lohans?
Jeremy
I will not be slut-shamed in an optomologist's office.
Let's leave God out of this. I told him you were my assistant.
Danny
My office only has one entrance and I don't know if that's good enough for you anymore.
I can't go back to England. I've forgotten all the words.
Jeremy
Danny: You know I'm annulled.
Mindy: That's only in the eyes of God. That means less than nothing.
I can never repay to and don't plan to.
Tax evasion is a serious crime. You're stealing from America. Are you proud of yourself? You're stealing from the Grand Canyon. The Liberty Bell.
Danny
Are you from McFadden Steakhouse? Did you find my shoe?
