The Mindy Project Quotes
How many hours of energy did you drink?
Danny
It's New York, we take care of our own.
Danny
Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.
Tamra: He's cute, he's nice, all Pros, no Cons. Uh I mean, he's an ex-con, but that's a Pro.
Danny: Uh I don't know if that's-
Tamra: That's a Pro!
Danny: OK.
I've always been so into black women. I used to watch 227 when I was a boy. I fell in love with Jackee.
Morgan
My mother was insane so I'm kind of attracted to this. Not that I want to sleep with my mother. That was weird how that came out.
Lee
So you went on a coffee date with a loser, all coffee dates are with losers.
Peter
Why do doctors keep on leaving? Danny the bus! And where's Mindy? God I need a magic flute for you people!
Jeremy
The closest I've ever had to a celebrity patient was, do you remember Trishelle from Real World, Road Rules Inferno? Her mom was a patient.
Historically breakups do not bring out the best in me.
Can't you correspond with prison convicts like normal desperate women?
Jeremy
Peter: I want you to giggle like a little girl.
Mindy: (Giggles)
Peter: Like a, like a human girl.
