The Mindy Project Quotes
You tap that Cliff! You tap that into the sunset!
Peter
I don't know, I got a sex date with a 2 which means she's a Chicago 4 which means she's a Wisconsin 9.
Peter
I know that cry anywhere. That is the sound of a man that's had his heart broken.
Peter
Every great love story also has an end. And when your love story ends, all you can do is cry, listen to sad music and drink wine that you bought from a gas station.
For your information, everybody reads in L.A. They read scripts baby bro.
Peter
Cliff: Do you really need to tan?
Mindy: Babe this is the palest I've ever been. I'm basically a white person. Yesterday I caught myself watching lacrosse, and I liked it.
What's Entourage?
Danny
You're a woman and that's good. Look like a woman.
Danny
Oh you got jokes? All of a sudden you're the King of Queens?
Peter
Peter: Cliff hasn't seen you naked? I thought he was gettin up in them guts?
Mindy: Oh he is. UTI level gettin up in them guts.
Mindy: Guys over the holiday I had five hams and a goose. Like, I am a wolf in a children's story. And guess what? Cliff's gonna have to see me in my bathing suit soon.
Danny: Just get one with a skirt, like the moms at the pool.
Danny: Are you sad about Cliff?
Mindy: No, sad is when the taxi driver thought I was Jaden Smith.
