The Mindy Project Quotes
You sound pretty, like you lost weight.
Josh
Are you talking to God behind my back?
And yeah we're lame, we're Hindu, we use Groupon for burritos, but you know what? That's our lot in life and we love it.
Hey guys, can I trade you? Because that woman just asked to buy my penis.
Danny
I once fasted for a month during Ramadan just to be more Catholic. You know, I wander into Bris's and come out more Catholic.
Danny
a women's prison you guys? Come on, if I wanted to get shanked, I'd just shave my legs drunk again.
Mindy: Do not eat that! That could be like one of those pies from The Help!
Bonnie: But I always wanted to try razzleberries!
Mindy: I think that's a poop pie.
Bonnie: There's not any poop in that pie!
I'm not a drug addict and who serves wine at an intervention?
Danny
Morgan: That was a cough! I coughed!
Danny: That was not a cough!
I would rather take my MCAT again than watch Caddyshack.
You already call a wallet a billfold, you're gonna be a dad.
Did you ever get your period? That was a big thing the last time we talked.
Sam
