Jason: I think it was kind of refreshing to see normal people fall in love in a movie.
Mindy: I am not yet tired of seeing hot people fall in love.

We're nothing like each other. He wears cargo shorts, I wear slacks. He surfs, I fear the ocean, out of respect.

Danny

Morgan: Do you remember my ex girlfriend Vicky?
Mindy: No.
Morgan: Ok, well anyway, she just got engaged to an engineer and not the choo-choo kind, the rich kind.

Is this anybodies sandwich? Because I've eaten half of it and I don't like it.

Peter Prentice

Morgan: I'm a drug addict! I broke my back!
Mindy: You're not cool enough to be a drug addict. You're just a big loser.

If Casey's looking for a new job, my tollbooth guy is retiring.

Danny

You know grilled cheese is my beat fuel. Gotta melt cheddar to make cheddar, feel me?

Casey

Okay I have no office, I have no patients, I have this horrible short haircut, my name is not Dr. L anymore and I have a UTI from discount whipped cream.

The worst place in the world is Fenway Park.

Danny

That's really cute. Here's a tip though. Don't try to out cute the cutest person in this office.

Mindy: You liked the movie Varsity Blues right?
Casey: I am an American male, between the age of six and ninety-three yeah.

What's a browser history?

Danny

The Mindy Project Quotes

After four vodka sodas I realized, I had something to say.

Mindy

Daniel Castellano, I'm the man that is going to take a person out of you. I don't take that responsibility lightly okay?

Daniel