The Mindy Project Quotes
Phlebotomy gotta be a lotta blood snot and pee. My dude is premo when he's drawin that hemo, he found that vein like that fish found Nemo!
Rishi
Oh my god did my tuition check bounce? Sometimes they don't take those Hunger Games checks seriously, but I get such good Mockingjay points.
I'm Mindy Lahiry M.D. you stupid bitch!
He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.
Betsy
Mindy: You're looking very Christmasy
Morgan: Yes I am.
Danny please don't throw twenties at me like I'm doing lap dances.
Fine just have the party at your Hello Kitty dorm room.
Danny
Oh Mindy you know how you get at Christmas parties. Last year you passed out inside the food drive box.
Jeremy
Why do hospitals always have the ugliest posters?
Josh
Im not mediocre looking like you. What about going to England? Forget about that! I'm too tan, they'll be merciless!
Jeremy
That's leadership isn't it? It's making swift decisions with handsome faces.
Jeremy
Mindy are you forming a dread lock?
Jeremy
