The Mindy Project Quotes
Mindy: Hey babe this is disgusting.
Josh: Okay...
Mindy: I know it sounds like I'm angry, because it was disgusting in my mouth, but I'm actually worried
Josh: I don't know, maybe all these years drinking nothing but energy drinks has left me legally taste blind.
No offense, that excuse stinks. I told them you were helping a little black kid.
Shauna
Here's your dumb watch. I found it in the nightstand next to a tube of really slippery toothpaste.
Betsy
If we are indulging in imaginary situations I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.
It is not the same okay? This is adorable and that is like a lap band surgery ad.
How does an Englishman not understand English? That is, amazing to me.
Danny
Jeremy: Perfect score Danny, break a leg.
Danny: Never wink at me again.
Why does everyone want me to die alone?
It's still a test. You can't flirt and spray tan your way through it.
Danny
I will knock you out. I will knock you out, I don't care how old you are.
Danny
Mindy: It's like if Hermione liked Voldemort.
Shauna: I don't know those words.
I think they pour this stuff on Maxi Pads in commercials.
Danny
