The Mindy Project Quotes
Doctor Castellano you look so handsome, like a youth minister.
Betsy
I like to schedule C-sections for Saturday nights.
Danny
Mindy: I'm sorry, Danny, she's a million years old. Let her enjoy her birthday.
Danny: Believe me Mindy, you'll find other opportunities to eat cake.
Taddling is when a little girl does it, when a hot woman does it it's called whistleblowing.
Beverly: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Jeremy: This isn't a wetsuit, these are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.
I hate when people say old school when all they mean is inefficient and rude.
No one's really an architect, that's like a job guys have in the movies.
Danny
I can't run into somebody I know on the subway and not stand next to them, it's weird.
Maybe I won't get married you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat Pray Love things.
Mindy: Max I am on a date right now. Do you know how difficult it is for a chubby 31 year old woman to go on a legit date with a guy who majored in economics at Duke?
Dennis: I never told you those things.
Mindy: I looked it up online okay? Relax!
Im at this point in my life where I can't just do what I want to do. I have to do things that really move my life forward like spinning, do you guys know what that is?
I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctor's lounge not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop.
Daniel
