The Mindy Project Season 2 Quotes
Danny: How did you find out? How did YOU find out?
Morgan: Because I'm smarter than you may have thoughten.
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I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn't quit.
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Danny: I haven't seen you smile this much since you found out that you're younger than Katie Holmes.
Mindy: That old bag.
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I realize that I've been on one adult date in my life and I am not at the place where I should be giving advice on relationships but, this is a bad idea.Peter
Lisa: You shouldn't be allowed to tell anyone when you do something good.
Peter: Exactly, I have been saying that for so long. Like there's this charity that I just started giving money to, it's for um...I'm not gonna tell you. It's Jump Ropes For Fat Kids! Feels good to get it out.
I don't roll G rated. I'm hard R son!Peter
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Man caves are for such whipped losers.Peter
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I'm not drunk officer. I am under the influence of drugs, so the jokes on you this time.
The only downside of being a woman who can make her own decisions is that you have to make good decisions.