The Office

The Office "China" Quotes

Nate: I wasn't here.
Pam: What?
Nate: I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You might want to log it away for future use.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Pam: There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh and it's next door to an Outback so it always smells like steak.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phyllis: I like being in the same building as Bob. It keeps me honest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: So, where were we before I bested Oscar?
 • Rating: Unrated

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