Nate: I wasn't here.
Pam: What?
Nate: I wasn't here. It's a pretty common saying. You might want to log it away for future use.

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.

Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!

He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.

Jim

There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh and it's next door to an Outback so it always smells like steak.

Pam

I like being in the same building as Bob. It keeps me honest.

Phyllis

Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?

So, where were we before I bested Oscar?

Michael

Erin: What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy, and then we all kill him, but first we take out like a hundred thousand dollar life insurance policy? I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?...I think that's what they're doing to me. I can't prove it but I wanted to see their faces when I said it. I learned nothing.
Michael: I don't know what the f*ck that w

Dwight: As a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you, but like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
Jim: Which is you.

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The Office Season 7 Episode 10 Quotes

And they'd all say the same thing, "I'm coming over baby." And I would text back, "BTB." Bring that booty.

Darryl

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.

Dwight
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