The Office Season 4 Episode 2: "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity" Quotes
Dunder Mifflin Infinity represents a floor to ceiling streamlining of our business model. The center piece of the campaign is a new business-to-business website interface that will allow us to compete directly with big box chains.Ryan
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Yeah, Ryan snapped at me, but there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.Michael
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Michael: Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan: Enough! OK? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
Michael: Yes, everybody, come on. Settle town. Let's get serious here. Um Ryan, has a very special, important presentation to do, which we will be doing in the conference room in ... 10 minutes?
Michael: Sounds good. OK, alright.
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Michael: Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.
Andy: Fire guy!
Kevin: You weren't here for that.
Andy: Here for what?
Kevin: When he started the fire.
Michael: Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...
Kevin: Little old man boy.
Ryan: Michael and everybody, umm...
Kevin: Bearded man boy.
Ryan: ...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.
Michael: Oh, wow!
Michael: That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way.
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Pam: Hey Toby.
Toby: Hey... you two.
Jim: Hey. So now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those 'we're dating' things for the company.
Toby: Oh well, you know, those were only for, you know, "relationships," so... if ... if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.
Pam: Well, I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.
Toby: Uh huh.
Jim: Sorry, uh do we need to sign one, or...
Toby: Let's just wait and see what happens. You know?
Toby: Let's just wait.
Jim: Oh, OK.
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Angela: What do you want?
Dwight: To give you this.
Angela: Oh, what is that?
Dwight: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight: And his name is... Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage Don't you Garbage?
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Pam and Jim are together. Ryan is visiting. Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream.Michael
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Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?Andy
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It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.Angela
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