Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.


Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?

Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.

Michael (to Holly)

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.

But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.


I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.


Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.

How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...


The Office Season 7 Episode 18 Quotes

Old Lady: How much for the Slip 'n Slide?
Michael: Get lost.

Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade.