The Office

The Office "Garage Sale" Quotes

Michael: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.
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Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?
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Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.
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Michael (to Holly): This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.
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Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.
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Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
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Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.
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Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.
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Dwight: But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.
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Michael: I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.
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