Dwight: I can get you exotic meats...hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
Robert: We'll talk.
Dwight: It'll all be goat.

Cheers, cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar.


You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? One day the baby will grow up.


Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.

I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.


She just always has to copy anything I do. It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.


I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game Gabriel. Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?


Walter: And this must be your lovely wife Pam.
Meredith: Hell no. She wishes.

Hey Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies, and I won't dress like life is just one long brunch.

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