The Office

The Office "Goodbye Michael" Quotes

Deangelo: I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (to Gabe): A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Michael (to Erin): You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deangelo: Give me that damn dog you f*ckin' thief!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Deangelo: Andy do you know how to high five? Cause if you do, now's the time...not while I'm driving.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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