The Office

The Office "Initiation" Quotes

Michael: [eating pretzel] It tastes so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said.
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Pam: What time is it there?
Jim: What time is it here? Um, we're in the same time zone.
Pam: Uh, oh, yeah, right.
Jim: How far away did you think we were?
Pam: I don't know. It felt far.
Jim: Yeah.
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Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
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Dwight: [to Ryan] When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you.
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Dwight: [to Ryan] You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.
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Dwight: Will Ryan become a slacker, loser, wise ass like Jim or will he join the Dwight Army of Champions?
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Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What ... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
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Stanley: Only 364 days until the next pretzel day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kelly: Dwight's a freak!
Angela: YOU'RE A FREAK!
 • Rating: Unrated

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