The Office Season 3 Episode 5: "Initiation" Quotes
Michael: [eating pretzel] It tastes so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said.
Pam: What time is it there?
Jim: What time is it here? Um, we're in the same time zone.
Pam: Uh, oh, yeah, right.
Jim: How far away did you think we were?
Pam: I don't know. It felt far.
Jim: Yeah.
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
[to Ryan] When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you.
Dwight
[to Ryan] You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness.
Dwight
Will Ryan become a slacker, loser, wise ass like Jim or will he join the Dwight Army of Champions?
Dwight
Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What ... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
Only 364 days until the next pretzel day.
Stanley
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day.
Stanley
Kelly: Dwight's a freak!
Angela: YOU'RE A FREAK!
Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.
Dwight