Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.

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Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.

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The Sabre Store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.

Robert

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I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.

Kevin

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Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

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