The Office "Manager and Salesman" Quotes
Andy: It's not 'cause of the smell; I'm just expecting a nosebleed.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Michael: Where'd you get that information?
Oscar: Manual.
Michael: Manuel who?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Meredith: If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Kelly: I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one that you've never really thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying, or possibly homosexual.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Jo: I'm Jolene Bennet, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight [on Ryan]: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I wish I had a lair.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
