The Office "Mrs. California" Quotes
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phyllis: We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
