Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.

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• Added: December 15, 2011

We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.

Dwight

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• Added: December 01, 2011

Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.

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• Added: December 01, 2011

How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.

Dwight

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• Added: December 01, 2011

Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?

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• Added: December 01, 2011

We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.

Phyllis

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• Added: December 01, 2011

Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.

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• Added: December 01, 2011

What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.

Andy

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• Added: December 01, 2011