No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.

Michael

Whispering and tickling have their place in business.

Michael

Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.

Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.

Kevin

Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.

Phyllis
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