The Office

The Office "Sabre" Quotes

Phyllis: This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.
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Michael: Is Christian Slater back there? Because he'd know what to do.
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Michael: Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.
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Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page.
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Creed: Have you tried making everything smaller?
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Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.
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Michael: This chord has Creed written all over it.
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Kevin: Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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