The Office

The Office "The Meeting" Quotes (Page 2)

Dwight: He's lying.
Toby: He has a doctor's note.
Dwight: From who, Dr. J? You really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off ladders.
Toby: A guy on my street fell off a ladder. It was on the news?
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Michael: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam: Um. I donno.
Michael: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Dwight: Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything, other than to come up here for birthday cake? [lowers voice] "Y'all havin' birthday cake?"
Toby: That's not a very good Darryl.
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Michael: I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Michael: I just don't want you to.
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Michael: If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
Pam: Please don't talk about my breast milk.
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Michael: Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting.
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Michael: Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been more work, every day. I had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve ... I left my cell phone here.
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Creed: They've been in there a while.
Michael: Yep.
Creed: Can't be good.
Michael: No.
Creed: Think they're talking about me?
Michael: No, I think they're talking about me.
Creed: Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss.
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Michael: [talking loudly on cell phone] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it, he can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry I'm going into a meeting right now. I love you too. Bye.
Jim: Who was that?
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Michael: Hey let me escort you to your desk.
Pam: Okay, it's just... three or four steps but thank you. [sits down] Thank you.
Michael: You and Jim are close, huh?
Pam: Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.
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