Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes. I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.

Gabe [reading]

Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.

I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination.

Dwight

Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.

Gabe [reading]

He answers to Michael, Michael G. Scott, Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox, The Incredible Mr. Fox...

Erin

You drive. I got a car full of fox meat.

Dwight

Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincumpoop are off to rescue Michael.

Dwight

Pam: Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
Jim: Nope.

I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car.

Michael

Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect forty.

Erin

Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.

Michael

Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.

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The Office Season 7 Episode 14 Quotes

Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.

Michael

Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.

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