The Office

The Office "The Search" Quotes

Gabe [reading]: Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes. I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabe [reading]: Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: He answers to Michael, Michael G. Scott, Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox, The Incredible Mr. Fox...
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You drive. I got a car full of fox meat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincumpoop are off to rescue Michael.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
Jim: Nope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect forty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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