The Office Season 7 Episode 17: "Todd Packer" Quotes
Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.Michael
You've been on the road a long time, and you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.Michael
Packer: So you two are married now right?
Packer: That's sweet. How's the sex?
Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.
Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?
Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.
Michael: Just so you know. He's at his funniest when you give him like five shots. And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.
Michae: Angela loves pussycats, Packer loves...
Michael: I was going to say dogs!
If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.Andy
I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.Michael
I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.