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Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.

Michael

You've been on the road a long time, and you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.

Michael

Packer: So you two are married now right?
Jim: Yeah.
Packer: That's sweet. How's the sex?

Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.

Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?

Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.

Michael: Just so you know. He's at his funniest when you give him like five shots. And it also helps if you've had five shots.
Holly: I already have.

Michae: Angela loves pussycats, Packer loves...
Angela: Don't!
Michael: I was going to say dogs!

If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.

Andy

I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have DONE IT WITH HIM. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.

Michael

I got a couple love bumps on my ding dong, so... game over.

Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.

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The Office Season 7 Episode 17 Quotes

I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin

Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.

Dwight