The Office Season 8 Episode 23: "Turf War" Quotes
I'm the f*cking lizard king.Robert
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.Gabe
Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?Harry
You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!Dwight
Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!