The Office "Turf War" Quotes
Robert: I'm the f*cking lizard king.
• Rating: Unrated
Gabe: Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Harry: Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6