You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.

Kevin

I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.

Erin

Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.

I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.

Nellie

I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.

Dwight

Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.

Nellie

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

Dwight

The Office Season 8 Episode 20 Quotes

Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.

Nellie

Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.

Dwight