They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.


Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.

Now I know why Michael hated you so much.

Andy (to Toby)

Angela: If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person.
Oscar: Those guys always turn back, Angela.

I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle.


You can't eat cats, Kevin.


With work and two kids, nothing interesting's gonna happen to us for a long, long time.


It's not garbage, it's my clothes.

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