The Office Quotes
People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
Dwight
Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.
Pam
Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.
Andy
Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.
Dwight
Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.
Meredith
Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.
The Taliban is the worst...great heroin though.
Creed
I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
Pam
I don't think that you understand wheels.
Kevin
A wheel wants to spin, Pam.
Creed
They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.
Dwight
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
