The Office Season 7 Quotes
I work with that guy. His name's Andy. He's a terrible salesman.
Dwight
I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The 13 year olds in this town have a complete monopoly.
Erin
Excuse me. Are you the guy who did an entire Law and Order episode for his audition?
Woman [to Michael]
Fine, I'll go to your little show, but I'm not wearing a cape.
Dwight
Women can not resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.
Andy
Ahhh, I'm gonna mess everything up so I can fix it and keep my job. Bah. Bah. Good thing I'm here 'cause I do nothing. I make everybody nervous. Gahh.
Michael (impersonating Gabe)
Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important event, that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera.
Erin
I was raised by wolfs. I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being. Wait, is it a full moon tonight? Awooooooo!
Michael
I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
Kelly
I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.
Phyllis
Michael: I know what you wanna ask me, did your mom ever see you naked?
Toby: We can do this with more privacy.
Michael: So you can molest me? Okay, I don't think so. We're gonna keep the blinds open so everyone can see what a big failure you are.
You are the worst. I hate looking at your face. I wanna smash it.
Michael (to Toby)
