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The Office Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 24: "Search Committee"

Andy: Where'd you learn to puppet like that?
Erin: I've done it all my life.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam: Yes.
Creed: Cool. Let's keep this on the QT okay? I want you to be a dead mama jama.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: If Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me. That's hot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels, James.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Catherine Tate: Once a month, the lowest performing person, buh-bye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine Tate: There'd be no titles. Everyone has the same job. Same goes for me. I'd take your job. I'd reject the title.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ryan: How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my facebook photos at three o'clock in the morning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You're in the gay mafia.
Oscar: You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. You sound ignorant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oscar: Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: He talked about himself in the third person?
Angela: Yes Pam, not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh hey Pam, dude. Wanna marry me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toby: Why would you need relocation if you already live in Scranton?
Ray Romano: Well I'd wanna move further away, ya know. Don't want any chance to run into my co-workers outside the office.
 • Rating: Unrated

James Spader: That business can't attract anyone. It's awful up there. Those people seem like they're in prison, waiting out life sentences in a dying industry.
 • Rating: Unrated

James Spader: There is no such thing as a product. Don't ever think there is. There is only sex. Everything is sex. You understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth, Toby.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Creed: A beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or like a like to call it, Great Bratton.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"

Dwight: All in favor of the knapsack filled with canned goods, chainsaw, gasoline, and emergency radio in case he wakes post apocalypse...
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jo: Slow down there. Just like a man, wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.
 • Rating: Unrated

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