The Office Season 9 Quotes
When I got the nickname Bonerchamp, that's when I became me.
Andy
It's not for worms or eczema like any normal pill.
Dwight
What lab did these little clones escape from?
Dwight
She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents.
Andy
Banana cream's the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point.
Andy
Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
Dwight
No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
Dwight
It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.
Dwight
I'm going to find you someone better and rich...and Filipino.
Nellie
It's not real until your wife is on board.
Darryl
People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
Dwight
Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.
Pam
