The Office Season 9 Quotes
Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.
Andy
Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.
Dwight
Cronkite was hot. If I could go back in time, I'd take that moustache ride.
Meredith
Darryl: We have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to talk about Erin's...confidence.
Andy: Her body.
The Taliban is the worst...great heroin though.
Creed
I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
Pam
I don't think that you understand wheels.
Kevin
A wheel wants to spin, Pam.
Creed
They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.
Dwight
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
Now I know why Michael hated you so much.
Andy (to Toby)
Angela: If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person.
Oscar: Those guys always turn back, Angela.
