The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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We need to get you a bling-bling pacifier.
Teresa
She certainly didn't look like she just pushed out a watermelon out of her chuckarella.
Dina
I'm not bitter but I think most of the people in between the children and the old people tend to be assh*oles.
Dina Manzo
I'm pretty zen, until you f*ck with me.
Dina Manzo
Tommy just has these little situations where these girls fall in love with him and maybe he'll buy them a pocketbook and they think he's a god. He just doesn't know like, sometimes there's a line. If they're young with big tits, you shouldn't really be doing that.
Dina Manzo
The bitch is back and if you don't like it you can kiss my ass.
Dina Manzo
I'm not a Teresa anymore. I've changed. I just go with the flow.
Teresa
Why did Nicole get us a bus like I feel like we're going to a bachelorette party and it's like we're going to suck penis or something.
Melissa
The twins are starting to grow on me. They are just a big ball of arms, hair, and tits.
Dina
How do you spell bitch? K.A.T.H.Y.
Teresa Giudice
Teresa, if I said there was a full moon outside you would look at me and say what are you saying about my ass. That's the way it is between you and I.
Kathy
At the last minute I was packing my makeup case and jewelry. You know, last minute things if you're going to go to the hospital.
Teresa
