The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Andy: You've got to get your pipes cleaned, Dina.
Dina: Maybe I am, just from a plumber that I know.
Andy: You talk about how zen and you are and spiritual but I feel like you will cut a bitch.
Dina: Yeah, I won't cut her, I will cut her off.
You act like a lady, he'll treat you like a lady. You act like a barbarian, then you'll be treated like a barbarian. It's simple.
Amber
(To Rosie) You're like Switzerland in Jersey.
Andy
My tag line would be, I may be a man but I fight like a girl.
Andy
They're kind of in their own world right now They're going through hell.
Joe Gorga
I've got to blame myself. Who else am I going to blame?
Joe Giudice
People may look at me like she's like a heartless, callous bitch. No I'm not.
Teresa Aprea
Andy: (to Jim) Do you have an anger management problem?
Amber: No, he has an asshole problem.
You cross a line, I will burn you to the ground.
Jim
Dina: I thought there were no props allowed Andy?
Andy: It's not a prop. It's evidence.
Men don't get involved in little cat fights, sweetheart. They don't. I can handle myself.
Teresa Aprea
