Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.


Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.


You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!


Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.


He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.


Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Breakups come in threes.



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Ricky: Amy you're just gonna have to trust me.
Amy: I don't have to do anything.

You're supposed to ask the girl to marry you in private and get married in public you dummy.

Bunny [to Ricky]