Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.


Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.


Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!


He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.


Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.


C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Breakups come in threes.


You're supposed to ask the girl to marry you in private and get married in public you dummy.

Bunny [to Ricky]

You know I really did want a coffee, but I didn't want to talk to you because you're a pain in the ass.

Ricky [to Adrian]

Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.