Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.

Grace

Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!

George

Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

Ricky

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.

George

He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.

Nora

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't always make a person happy Ben.

Amy

Maybe you'll be a doctor! Or lawyer! Or a candlestick maker!

Nora

Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy
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