Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.

Grace

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

Ricky

He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.

Nora

Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!

George

Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.

George

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Breakups come in threes.

Lauren

Why don't you get a dorm room and be like a normal person for a change.

Chloe [to Ben]

Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't always make a person happy Ben.

Amy

George: I had a date with Ricky's mom.
Ashley: Oh, the married one or the gay one?
George: Did everyone know but me?!