Hi it's so nice to meet you! I'm Grace and you must be fat.

Grace

Sometimes I just look at him and can't believe he looks back at me the same way.

Amy [about Ricky]

It's funny how one little argument can destroy the entire universe.

George

Amy: I hate myself when I don't trust you. You're the best husband in the world.
Ricky: I'm not your husband.
Amy: Yeah we have to do something about that.

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!

George

He's driving around half asleep with Jesus as his copilot.

Nora

Must be going around gay-care, I mean day-care.

Ricky

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

Breakups come in threes.

Lauren

You're supposed to ask the girl to marry you in private and get married in public you dummy.

Bunny [to Ricky]

You know I really did want a coffee, but I didn't want to talk to you because you're a pain in the ass.

Ricky [to Adrian]

Don't ask him, just do it. Stay over one night and then never go home.

Adrian