Leo: There's a lot of joy that comes with being responsible.
Ben: No, there's not.

She can carve a small handgun out of a bar of soap. I could fall in love with this woman!

George [about Nora]

I'm bored out of my mind, I've gotta get a new boyfriend.


Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you but I hadn't heard that you're hot.

George [to Nora]

Adrian Boykewich. What kind of name is that? I'll tell you what kind of name it is, it's a name where the two names don't belong together because the two people don't belong together.


Don't bother me, I'm in a state of emergency. Adrian has lost her mind over this wedding.

Lauren [frantically texting]

I'm barely 17 and I have a china pattern.


I really came over here to make sure he wasn't cheating on Amy.

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