C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

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• Added: April 05, 2011

I didn't know Ricky's mom got...sprung.

Ben

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• Added: April 05, 2011

I'm sure the four of us will somehow figure out a way to have our kids competing with each other.

Adrian

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• Added: April 05, 2011

He's 20 years old and he's not interested in any kind of sexual relationship with you? C'mon he's lying, he's just trying to seduce you.

Jack [to Madison]

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• Added: April 05, 2011

Are you trying to create some situation in which I don't want to have sex with you?

Ricky [to Amy]

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• Added: April 05, 2011

Adrian: Ben, friends don't live together.
Ben: Friends having babies with friends live together.

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• Added: April 05, 2011

I have to be good cop to your bad cop!

George [to Anne]

• Permalink: I have to be good cop to your bad cop!
• Added: April 05, 2011

Wow, this is really kind of sick. My son is dating his mother.

Nora

• Permalink: Wow, this is really kind of sick. My son is dating his mother.
• Added: April 05, 2011

It's like looking in a mirror before I was into alcohol...drugs...guys...

Nora

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• Added: April 05, 2011